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Offline Art Topic starter
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It will come to this one day....

Yes...of course...it's none other than one of the infamous Blonde jokes (poor souls they be whether possessing dyed hair or not). Wink

Anywho...here 'tis:

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

 rofl
Posted July 31, 2012, 22:07:22 PM Logged
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Offline Data
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 lol

Good one Art, both thread and joke  thumbsup
Posted August 01, 2012, 11:19:04 AM Logged

Offline Diesel
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An American, whilst travelling in a Taxi in London, leant forward and said to the driver, " you see that building over there buddy", the driver replied, "yep ", " well" said the American, " we have buildings ten times that size in America ", the driver replied, " I'm not surprised, that's a Lunatic Assylum ".  Cheesy
Posted August 04, 2012, 17:57:42 PM
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It WILL be fine !...

Offline Carl2
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Both are good jokes, put some more in.
Carl2
Posted August 05, 2012, 23:17:36 PM Logged

Offline Diesel
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I was in a Park once, I was wondering why the Frisbie was getting bigger and bigger, then it Hit Me.

I went Camping once also, I was Arrested by the Police for Loitering With Intent.

My Grandfather said to me, "You Selfish Boy", so I went and worked for a Fish Monger.
Posted August 14, 2012, 13:44:33 PM Logged
It WILL be fine !...

Offline DaveMorton
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Comfort the Disturbed! Disturb the Comfortable!

Two liars (lawyers?) walk into a bar. The 3rd ducked in time, and was uninjured. Tongue
Posted August 14, 2012, 14:06:20 PM Logged
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Offline Freddy
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Heheh good ones, took a while for the penny to drop.
Posted August 14, 2012, 16:02:12 PM Logged

Offline Art Topic starter
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It will come to this one day....

I saw this man try to forge a signature using a broken pencil.

Dare I say...

It was a pointless attempt.

Posted August 20, 2012, 21:42:03 PM Logged
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Offline Diesel
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A few more:-

We are going on Holiday to India in a few weeks, I wanted to know what the weather was like, so I rang my Bank.

I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a Thin and Crispy Supreme, they sent me Diana Ross.

My Wife said to me, " you never take me anywhere exspensive any more ", I said " get your coat ", she replied, "Oh where are you taking me ", I said " to the petrol station ".

When I was a child, my Fairy God Mother asked me if I wanted a long Penis or a long Memory, I can't remember my response.
Posted August 22, 2012, 19:23:36 PM Logged
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Offline Art Topic starter
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It will come to this one day....

Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli

Posted August 26, 2012, 13:52:17 PM Logged
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Offline sybershot
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my grandmother said she will never use a computer for she is afraid of mice  Tongue
Posted August 26, 2012, 16:55:08 PM Logged

Offline Freddy
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Nice ones Diesel.

BTW, I heard they're opening a sandwich shop in India.

New Deli



 lol
Posted August 26, 2012, 17:12:24 PM Logged

Offline Snowcrash
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Everyone used to laugh at me 'cos I wanted to be a comedian.

I am one, they're not laughing now.
Posted August 26, 2012, 18:56:39 PM Logged
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Offline Freddy
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Good joke that.  I remember Jimmy Carr using that one, first time I heard it  Grin
Posted August 26, 2012, 19:52:17 PM Logged
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