Recently Freddy started a thread about changing the word Heart to Butt with regard to song titles, just for fun. Plenty of posts were made and seeing that that the forum has been fairly quiet of late, I thought I might start this one.   Again just for fun. Post any quotes you like, they don't need to be substantiated or have an author, what ever you want.

Just a few to get things started.

King Harold, "someone's going to have someone's eye out with all these arrows".

Joan of Arc, "hot here isn't it".

And this one I found recently and really liked, "atheism is a non prophet organisation".

Over to you all, oh and Freddy, you can plagiarize this if you like.

Thought of another one...

The secret to life is sincerity, once you can fake this you have life sussed.

And this one, which I heard long, long ago, and so don't remember where it came from:

"The problem with fool-proof plans is that everyone underestimates the ingenuity of fools."

 

It is kind of bizarre that out of all the thousands of quotes around that Dave and Snowy came up with the same one...

Getting back to speed of light"
 
"It is impossible to travel faster than speed of light,
and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off"

Not that unusual seeing as we're both Douglas Adams fans. Mine is the correct quote though. na na nana na 

Here's another.

The spaceship hung in the air in exactly the the way a brick doesn't.

The graphics are very dated but still a classic. And everyone loves Marvin the paranoid android.
Incidentally, when Marvin finally circums he is twice as old as the universe due to his time travel and being abandoned. 

"oh no, not again"

'cos Aurther Dent keeps killing him. Even as a bowl of petunias. I think.