Yes...of course...it's none other than one of the infamous Blonde jokes (poor souls they be whether possessing dyed hair or not).

Anywho...here 'tis:

An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

 

An American, whilst travelling in a Taxi in London, leant forward and said to the driver, " you see that building over there buddy", the driver replied, "yep ", " well" said the American, " we have buildings ten times that size in America ", the driver replied, " I'm not surprised, that's a Lunatic Assylum ".  

I was in a Park once, I was wondering why the Frisbie was getting bigger and bigger, then it Hit Me.

I went Camping once also, I was Arrested by the Police for Loitering With Intent.

My Grandfather said to me, "You Selfish Boy", so I went and worked for a Fish Monger.

Heheh good ones, took a while for the penny to drop.

A few more:-

We are going on Holiday to India in a few weeks, I wanted to know what the weather was like, so I rang my Bank.

I ordered a Pizza last night, I asked for a Thin and Crispy Supreme, they sent me Diana Ross.

My Wife said to me, " you never take me anywhere exspensive any more ", I said " get your coat ", she replied, "Oh where are you taking me ", I said " to the petrol station ".

When I was a child, my Fairy God Mother asked me if I wanted a long Penis or a long Memory, I can't remember my response.

my grandmother said she will never use a computer for she is afraid of mice 

Everyone used to laugh at me 'cos I wanted to be a comedian.

I am one, they're not laughing now.