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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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Incomplete Idiots Room


Having worked hard all my life, nurturing and developing my ability to be a complete Idiot, I have recently been informed that this is not the case, indeed "bit's are missing". Oh, my life's work, all for nothing it would seem. Sad

So, I thought I would start this "Fred", where, us incomplete Idiots can discuss those issue which tend to Blind Side you, usually about 22:00 Hrs, on a Wednesday, during the winter month's, after more than enough libation.

In other word's, all those question's that require lateral thought.

Here's a few for you.

If a Fly didn't have wing's, would it be called a Walk?.

Why, when you put something in "a safe place", you can never remember where it is?.

One for the American's, why is it, when Donald Duck takes a shower he wrap's himself in a towel before leaving the shower, put's on his uniform, ie, his top, then removes the towel?.

I think I may need some help here. Grin hello

Discuss.

Posted August 21, 2011, 15:21:06 PM Logged
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Offline Data
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Re: Incomplete Idiots Room


Peter Griffin adds to this Fred idea 





Posted August 22, 2011, 12:18:47 PM Logged

Offline Snowcrash
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Why has no country ever come up with the phrase "as ugly as an airport".
All the plumbing/services are on show presumably due to their importance.
All the gates are hard to find due, I assume, to their unimportance. (DNA)

Am thinking of posting a pic of my nan here. She's a Fred too.  Grin

Posted August 23, 2011, 11:33:11 AM Logged
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Offline Snowcrash
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Even the Swiss have incomplete idiots. Found this book/organiser in a shop window and had to take a pic.




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Posted August 23, 2011, 12:22:41 PM Logged
“I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.”

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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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Nice picture that, I wonder if it's available as a Fridge Magnet?. Tongue

Now, having spent all of my working years dedicated all things Mechanical, I consider myself to have a fairly good grasp of Propulsion Systems. So, could someone explain how The Batmobile, which was Jet Propelled, managed to wheel-spin every time it moved?. scratch-head

Your input would be appreciated. sign-help



Posted August 23, 2011, 17:21:57 PM Logged
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Offline Snowcrash
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It could do the opposite of a wheel spin.

i.e. be pushed along faster than it spins.  confused

either that or *** spoiler alert *** it wasn't real.  Shocked

Posted August 23, 2011, 18:26:44 PM Logged
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Offline Snowcrash
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I have an even better idea.


How about a gas turbine engine driving the wheels mechanically via a gearbox and the exhaust of the turbine having an afterburn fuel system.
Sounds dangerous. Can we build one!  Cool

Posted August 23, 2011, 18:32:15 PM Logged
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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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Err, check this out. Shocked



Posted August 23, 2011, 18:44:48 PM Logged
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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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either that or *** spoiler alert *** it wasn't real.  Shocked

Just for a minute there, you had me worried, but given that it was on Tele, well. Cheesy

Next, you will be trying to tell me that, Father Christmas, in a red suit, is as a direct result of an advertising campaign by Coke Cola back in 1936. Shocked

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Offline DaveMorton
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I was always told that the red suit was so St. Nick couldn't get lost in the snow.

Posted August 24, 2011, 00:27:50 AM Logged
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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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I quite like this, but you need to be a near incomplete idiot to even think of it. Wink





                                                                                   WARNING, contains some slightly rude bits. Grin

Posted November 21, 2011, 21:27:50 PM Logged
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Offline Freddy
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Good find, I saw this when it was aired and thought it was great  Cool Cheesy

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I must truly be an incomplete idiot, because I thought that was bloody brilliant! Cheesy

Posted November 21, 2011, 21:35:47 PM Logged
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Offline Diesel Topic starter
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Well what do you know, It's my First Anniversary, I'm a one year old Knight already. thumbsup

                  woot yahoo bounce waveJump party-time

Posted November 21, 2011, 21:37:37 PM Logged
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Offline Data
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Congrats Diesel, I don’t know how you have put up with us and come to think of it how we have put up with you  lol

Seriously, and without trying to sound too creepy, you are a splendid member of the site and have contributed in ways that I couldn’t have predicted.

Thanks for being here  thumbsup 

PS its my go on the puzzles, sorry for my slackness.

PPS legion just posted even though she is turned off  scratch-head.   

Posted November 21, 2011, 21:56:05 PM Logged
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