that's a good one Freddy 

Maybe they are saying their glass cleaner needs so much elbow grease that you're going to stink afterwards 

I would have made the same choice  

Just came across this 

I’m a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I’m perfect. 

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Spoiler -> Park in it, man:

 


My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Not really humour, but pleasing

The hat was silly without the bow tie but now it's spot on 

 

Here is today's "Ponderisms"...



 Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke. Go ahead and try it.

 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

 What disease did cured ham actually have?

 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

 Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

 Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it annoys him, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

 How did the man who made the first clock, know what time it was?