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Offline DD1975 Topic starter
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Defibrillating yourself


Ok possibly going a bit far with the title, but interesting possibilities with this one:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21328506.500-bendy-battery-gives-smart-fabrics-a-charge.html

Posted February 06, 2012, 20:54:21 PM Logged
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Offline Snowcrash
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


Not sure I want a garment that can produce '100s of volts' that can run a defib.

Have been keeping an eye on wearable computers though. Batteries were the main problem so with this, get used to seeing them more and more.

It'd be good if you could plug your phone into your jacket to charge it whilst walking around on a sunny day.

Posted February 07, 2012, 06:37:09 AM Logged
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Offline DD1975 Topic starter
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


Being able to put you phone in your pocket and have it charge wold be great, having you shirt electrocute you would be a bad thing  Cheesy

Posted February 08, 2012, 21:21:27 PM Logged
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Offline sybershot
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I hope it's waterproof if not I would not want to be stuck in a rain storm lol

Posted February 12, 2012, 16:08:37 PM Logged

Offline DaveMorton
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I could just see it... Some bloke, walking down the road, minding his own business, gets splashed by a passing car, only to fall to the ground, twitching and moaning. Tongue

Posted February 12, 2012, 18:13:25 PM Logged
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Offline DD1975 Topic starter
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


That is rather amusing  Cheesy

Posted February 12, 2012, 20:49:51 PM Logged
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Offline Data
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


Shocking too  Shocked  lol

Posted February 12, 2012, 22:25:56 PM Logged

Offline DD1975 Topic starter
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I see I'm not the only one who can resist the puns then Data  lol

Posted February 13, 2012, 20:11:54 PM Logged
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Offline Data
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I must apologies, my “current” “capacity” for “resistance” was insufficient  “amp” made me use a pun.

The amp was one of my typos and should have been and  Grin

Posted February 13, 2012, 21:21:32 PM Logged

Offline DD1975 Topic starter
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


"ohm" dear, "watt" are we going to do, I hope this is just some "Phase" we are going through.

If we carry on like this I may "overload|" my brain  worship

P.S. Data I think you are missing a headslap smiley!!!!!

Posted February 13, 2012, 21:52:32 PM Logged
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Offline Snowcrash
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I re"fuse" to believe these puns. "reactance" to this method of humor is leaving me "choked".

The "power factor" is left wanting and completely off the "grid".

 no-no

Posted February 13, 2012, 23:16:28 PM Logged
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Offline Diesel
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


I "Diode"-nose a high "Resistance" to the "Current Flow" within this thread, it appears to have little further "Conpatisence" as a "Conduit" for further puns and, therefore, should be deemed to be in the "Can-Buss".  Cheesy

Posted February 14, 2012, 10:26:47 AM
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Offline DaveMorton
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Re: Defibrillating yourself


All of these puns are shockingly horrid, though it's nice to get a small jolt of humor every once in a while. We should all consider trying to resist the temptation to induct a little more humor, since our collective capacity for crafting puns (including these ones, here) is rather limited.

{note that I avoided the obvious pun of saying "ohm my god, these are horrible!"}

Oops? I guess I didn't avoid it after all. Tongue

Posted February 15, 2012, 18:23:25 PM Logged
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